My name is James Whitaker. I'm 28. I have been traveling around the world since November 2006. I run my internet business from my laptop. My friends think I'm crazy. I think it's crazy to sit a cubicle for more than 5 minutes in a single lifetime. These are my adventures.
July 24, 2008

People of the world — look at Berlin!

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

Look at Berlin, where the determination of a people met the generosity of the Marshall Plan and created a German miracle; where a victory over tyranny gave rise to NATO, the greatest alliance ever formed to defend our common security.

Look at Berlin, where the bullet holes in the buildings and the somber stones and pillars near the Brandenburg Gate insist that we never forget our common humanity.

People of the world — look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one.

People of Berlin — people of the world — this is our moment. This is our time.

Barack Obama
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OBAMA BONAPARTE
So tomorrow Obama speaks at the Victory Tower (SiegessSaeule) in the center of the Tiergarten, in Berlin. Obama aint no fool. The historical irony, of course,  is that the Victory Tower partially celebrates Prussia’s victory over Napolean; the man who famously took the crown from the Pope and decided to annoint himself emperor of France. And in much the same fashion, Obama is just as effectively anointing himself the next American president. While McCain makes town hall speeches to senior citizens and stutters along to the teleprompter, Obama has taken to the world stage in the likeness of JFK and Ronald Reagan…and in Berlin no less, the center of so much 20th century turmoil and blood, and redemption. I gotta say, for whatever his politics, Obama and his team are masters of perception and marketing and subtlety. If he can govern as well as he campaigns, we have an amazing 8 years ahead of us…

OBAMA BONAPARTE

So tomorrow Obama speaks at the Victory Tower (SiegessSaeule) in the center of the Tiergarten, in Berlin. Obama aint no fool. The historical irony, of course,  is that the Victory Tower partially celebrates Prussia’s victory over Napolean; the man who famously took the crown from the Pope and decided to annoint himself emperor of France. And in much the same fashion, Obama is just as effectively anointing himself the next American president. While McCain makes town hall speeches to senior citizens and stutters along to the teleprompter, Obama has taken to the world stage in the likeness of JFK and Ronald Reagan…and in Berlin no less, the center of so much 20th century turmoil and blood, and redemption. I gotta say, for whatever his politics, Obama and his team are masters of perception and marketing and subtlety. If he can govern as well as he campaigns, we have an amazing 8 years ahead of us…

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July 23, 2008

Cross Cultural Learning at it's finest...shit like this makes me miss ol berlin!!!

  • André Ohren: girls look better under water
  • peter imai: i can just picture you
  • peter imai: 1 meter behind them
  • peter imai: with your huge magnifier goggles
  • André Ohren: yes thats what I love to do
  • André Ohren: I ve learnde to swim fast and to masturbate under water at the same time
  • peter imai: me too
  • peter imai: ooh, good idea
  • peter imai: i just go locker room
  • James Whitaker: if you wear tight enough speedo's, you can tuck your dick into your own buthole...
  • James Whitaker: Peter told me
  • peter imai: i've got plenty of good advice to give
  • André Ohren: peter is that true?
  • James Whitaker: peters dick is too short...
  • peter imai: it really depends on the person
  • André Ohren: stupids
  • peter imai: and what you're going for
  • James Whitaker: but people with german blood should be able to
  • André Ohren: we have dicks like black people
  • André Ohren: like obama maybe
  • James Whitaker: he probably does the speedo trick...
  • André Ohren: you are so stupid homies
  • André Ohren: I cant stop laughing
  • André Ohren: lol
  • André Ohren: its a pitty that youporn does not show comments anymore........................
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July 22, 2008
Whenever the world seems a little bananas, there is nothing more calming and reassuring for me than reading a few pages of this book. 
Whenever the world seems a little bananas, there is nothing more calming and reassuring for me than reading a few pages of this book. 
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This has become the Anthem of Summer 2008. I listen to it in the office at least 4 times a day, super loud. Peter always tries to protest, but is singing along in about 4 seconds.
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Me and Peter in the Oakland Office.
Me and Peter in the Oakland Office.
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July 21, 2008
I found this picture of me and the ol’ Buenos Aires gang!!
Look at the muther fucking hair!!!
I love that I grew that shit…just so I know not to ever do it again…but the Che Guevara hat is money. I lost it in a Berlin coffee shop in the same place I stole a scarf I found on the ground. Maybe I should start believing in Karma.

I found this picture of me and the ol’ Buenos Aires gang!!

Look at the muther fucking hair!!!

I love that I grew that shit…just so I know not to ever do it again…but the Che Guevara hat is money. I lost it in a Berlin coffee shop in the same place I stole a scarf I found on the ground. Maybe I should start believing in Karma.

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Back in action

So I’ve decided to start blogging again. I can’t help it. In fact, I’m pissesd at myself for not bloggin more over the last 7 months. As soon as I left berlin for Buenos Aires, I kinds stopped, which was stupid.

Anyway, here’s the updates for all the pals around the world who check in here for their daily dose of JW and Pete adventures.

In short, the adventure continues. After much ballyhoo and wasted time, Petes and I are back together and running DubCorp from 2,(count em 2), corporate headquarters in the East Bay, which Iive come to think of as one of the coolest places to live. I’ve got my family close by. My dad and sister are minutes away, which is great cause I feel like I’ve been a bad son/brtoher for the last few years. I can creep over to Pleasant Hill anytime I want and have one of my pops’ burgers, or take my sis for a lunch, or whatever. I’ve got ol’ B and Linders, who have always been good friends to me, no matter what retarded decisions I make. In fact, I credit B with giving me a swift kick in the balls, and really calling out some of the bullshit decisions I’ve made in the last couple years on some personal shit. I’ve also got mama dub about 90 minutes away, so I can check on her whenever I feel like it. TT and JT are an hour away. They’ll always be down for a night of singing into Corona bottles with the Modeslo single mama’s. StephTam is an hour away, and she has serioulsly proved to be pretty much the best person I know.

Business wise, Peter and I are about to do some bananas stuff. It’s all the same shit that was planned before, but now its coming to life and it’s so exciting. It’s almost as if the whole time in Berlin was preparation for this. When I left two years ago, I was not in a the place as an adult to run the busines the way I needed to. Too much baggage. Now, with all that cleared out and gone, and with 2 years of software development behind us, we aere at an amazing opportunity. We have an e-commerce package that allows us to open as many online stores as we want. We are also building sites for other businesses here in the East bay, and are working on passing off a lot of the day to day oeprations of our other businesses to other people. We want Andre to be our first employee. I can’t think of a better adventure than to bring his ass out here and show him America for a year, the way he showed us Berlin, which I still love and want to head back to soon.

So we have an office in Oakland, where Petey works, and I am looking for an office in Walnut Creek. I bought a new car, and driving it into Oakland is surreal. I feel like one of the corporate masses, waiting in line for the Caldecot, and singing country songs in the car like no one can see me. We have a little Jewish landlord names George who saw us working all day Saturday and decided we were going to be his favorites. Around the corner is a place called Lukas’, which is this little beer joint where me and Pete had a couple of sips earlier. We’ve even talked about, if things go well business wise, cruising back to the D-land for a surprise Toby fest visit with all our weirdo German friends.

It’s funny, I was chatting with Andre and we were both sad that our little adventure in Berlin was over. And I kept telling him, that the greatest thing in the world, was that the adventure was just beginning! That we’re so young, and the future is so unlimited; and that just because one chapter closes, you have this whole stretch of undiscovered life ahead of you, with opportunity and promise around every corner. Being a German, I broke it down in simple terms and told him we have many many trips to the Kreuzberg Spree canal ahead of us, where he can bring his little Cologne burgers, and we’ll strum the guitar and sing songs about stupid ass Peter till he shows up and we make him drink the Polski-man moonshine till he sings along with us. He totally understood!

So more to come. Theres so much to write about. Me and Peter are trying to build an online empire in the heart of the Bay! We’re both getting used to life back in California, and America even!!

It’s great to be back!

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June 16, 2008
Love Oprah. What a great role model….
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June 12, 2008

The Plans

So Peter and I have made a mature, rational decision, for the first time in a long time. We decided that to able to be travel bums forever, which was the original plan, we need to be rich travel bums. Living at the Andre house is fun and all, but we’re god damned 30 almost. So we’re moving back to Cali for at least one year to make sure DubCorp is on the rails and heading us towards solid passive income, which it is. But its just so a hard to do shit in D-Land, like going to the office store, or setting up a phone line. Not to mention our vendors and customers being 9 hours away. So its back to Cali! I already miss our Euro adventure, but this is the right thing to do….
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Me and Leroy on the future

  • JWWCEO: it's prolly dog friendly yeah?
  • CP SloPunk: yep
  • JWWCEO: thats like step 1 for a happy life.
  • JWWCEO: get dog.
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June 9, 2008
You hang on to your pain like it means something, like its worth something… well let me tell you - its not worth shit. Let it go.
Nathaniel Fisher, Sr. (via tinyunicorn)
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June 8, 2008
I told my sister that we are famous socialite asshholes, and the first one to smile was a pussy. For real, its great to see her. I feel like a douchebag brother for being gone for so long when she’s still young enough to make a good impression on….
I told my sister that we are famous socialite asshholes, and the first one to smile was a pussy. For real, its great to see her. I feel like a douchebag brother for being gone for so long when she’s still young enough to make a good impression on….
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On blogging...

So after a totally dramatic and unexpected change of plans, I was originally going to stop blogging, to go off the radar for a while, and keep my life to myself like a pissed off 5 year old who, after being told to share his favorite toy, smashes it to pieces instead. But in all honesty, that’s fucking retarded. Not letting people know where you are in this world punishes no one, and only hurts the ones I love. Besides, in reading through all of last years’ posts about me and Peter stepping in dog shit, being mean to Andre, or learning what it’s like to be an expat in a foreign land, I’ve decided I hardly wrote enough at all. Plus, I love to write! It’s like therapy without the weirdo asking you about your dad. So instead of pulling out, I’ve decided to go balls deep with no condom. These years of travel are short and I never want to forget what a punk ass retard I can be at times. In honesty, the adventure for me and Petes is just really starting!!!!
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